I like the boner wave theory better
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project
I wish I knew whether or not I annoyed you.
Me throwing shade when I’m 80,
this will never stop being funny.
the girl dressed as the boss is the best
is someone dressed as jesus